Why do all girls think they're fat?
 

   there's a little girl,
   on my mind all the time, there's always one
   look what she's done...
   she drank the tear from my eye, you know,
   I sure hate to lie, why can't you stay here?
   you know it's so beautiful, man how come all girls think they're fat?
   hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
   hey, hey, hey my friend
   hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...again.
   she said "it's all right, come over tonight, my mom's not home,
      I'm all alone."
   she took me back to her house,
   she pushes me down on the couch, she said
   "now it's all right, we're gonna be good friends cause the kissin' only
      leads to the end"
   hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
   hey, hey, hey my friend
   hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

        I’m Cool
 

   you know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend
   and every little girl here,
   they all want to hold my hand
   but I stole all of my songs
   probably gonna get sued
   that's all right,
   as long as I get screwed!
   yea, yea, yea
   yea, yea, yea
   yea, yea, yea
   yea, yea, yea
   yea, yea, yea
   yea, yea, yea

   maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big
   and maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig
   because there're so many fish in the sea
   they all look like me
   i'm just a little tiny fish
   that's all i'll ever be

   turn the radio off
 
 

   there's a war goin' down between my brothers tonight,
   I don't want no war goin' down tonight,
   civilization? Ha! I call it as I see it,
   I call it bullshit! you know, I still cannot believe it.
   our evolution now has gone the way of hate,
   a world evolved resolved into it's stupid fate,
   Stop this war!
   all so different yeah, I say we're all the same,
   all caught, you know in the division game,
   self destruction fast impending like a bullet
   no one can stop it, once it's fired, no one can control it
   Stop this war!
   a final word wait it's not a call to action.
   we ain't no sect, we ain't no fucking faction.
   unity, unity you've heard it all before,
   this time it's not exclusive we want to stop a war.
   unity as one, stand together.
   unity, evolution gonna come!