I'm cool

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.And
every
little girl here,they all wanna hold my hand.But I stole all of
my songs,I'm probobly gonna get sued.That's allright,as long as
I get screwed.yea yea yea...
And mabey you'll come and see us when we get real big.Mabey
you'll
see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
the sea,and they all look like me,I'm just a little tiny fish
Thats all I'll ever be.
 
 
 

Join the Club

I was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together,I was gonna
go and start a band.But everything I wanna do has allready been
done,why would I wanna go and do it again? Everybody plays
guitar.
Well,shes so cute (if you know what I mean) she's the cutest little
girl that I've ever seen,mabey she'll like me if I play guitar
mabey she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea,oh yea!
There's so many bands and we all look the same...
well I just saw them,up on stage and I don't remember how good
they played,cause he can't sing,but I'd pay just to see her face...
yea yea yea yea yea...
Everybody's in a band yea yea yea have you heard of my band?
ooh ooh ooh,yea we try to be different,but I guess that's nothing
new...
 
 

Call you

Got the telephone in my hand,gonna call you up tonight.
Planned every word I'll say,Im gonnna do it right.
Maybe I'll wait a little longer,maybe I'm not ready yet.
Where did I put that number? How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up, every time,to call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up Ill have it made,I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand,cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die,maybe I'll give it one more try
or maybe I'll call tomorrow,she probobly wont be home,maybe I
like
sitting here,maybe I like being all alone...
Everything will be all right,I wont see you tonight,everything
will be all right,I know it's not the end of the world,its just
another...little girl.
I try but I hang up every time,to call you girl and make you mine
can't leave a message,don't know what to say,I don't wanna
talk to you anyway.
 
 
 

Hate you

Hey,hey everybody! Look who's on TV,look who just got famous
dont you know it should have been me...
I'm not really bitter,I'm not really mad,I love to see other people
get everything I ever wanted to have,
I don't really care,how big they get...I hate you,fuck you
leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend,I treated her so bad,she went out and
found another lead singer,maybe she just likes guys in bands.
I give up on everything,all my dreams are dead,maybe I'll get a
shotgun,and try to blow her right out of my head...everybody
says,
"How come you aint made it yet?" I hate you,fuck you,leave me
alone! Why can't I get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand,just what I'm tryin to do,cause
you're
not me,and Im so glad that I am not you...
I know it's my problem,there's nothing I can do,but I don't think
there is no reason,I don't think there's no excuse for you...
well I've learned my lesson,hope you've learned it to,and if
the're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to
go and do it to you...I don't really care,how much you cry...
IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
why can't anything go my way?
 
 

I'll never be...

Everybody's lookin' at me,thought I saw my face on MTV,or a
magazine that she wont read,stole her heart but it's not my fault
Lookin' at my picture,she forgot about her boyfriend yea...
I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be anything,anything at
all,It drives me crazy,can't get away,somebody tell me...
when do we get paid?
Everybody's lookin' at me, thought by now I'd be on MTV,or a
magazine like sevneteen or rolling stone and I wont be alone
with your money in my pocket and my face on your T-shirt yea...
I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be anything,anything
at all,drives me crazy,can't get away,but I try and I try and I try,
every day, I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be,anything
anything at all...
 
 
 

Boyfriend

All the kids down in london,and everybody in New York city,if
they
listen to that "Alternative",if the're fourteen and lookin' pretty,
They want me to be there Boyfriend,they want me to be there
Boy-
friend...I can take you any place you wanna go,I can show you
anything you wanna see,I can be whatever you want me to be,I
can
be whatever you want me to be...
All the girls in the backroom,I wont miss 'em when there gone,
dont you know there aint nobody,youre the only one that turns me
on,don't you want me to be your Boyfriend? Don't you want me
to be
your Boyfriend?I can take you any place you wanna go,I can
show you
anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be...
 
 
 

Trendy

It's not so bad being trendy,everyone who looks like me is my
friend
Please dont hate me because I'm trendy,the're not gonna laugh at
me
again...Everybody does it,why dont you?Everybody does it,maybe
you
should too,cause you don't want to be left out...you wanna be
cool!
Everybodys makin' fun of me,cause they say that I'm so
trendy,because
I do what others do,they make fun of me,they'll make fun of you,
and I don't wanna be left out,I wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendyness,is the trendyest thing of all.)
 
 
 

Skatanic

Watchin' you sleep,yea I'm lookin' in your window,and every day
I
drive past your house.Standin' in your front yard,why don't you
come out?Watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide...one of these
days I'm gonna come inside (you) Must be love,whatelse could
it be? Fuck you bitch I love you I'm not crazy..
Walkin' up to her now shes walkin away,"I just wanna talk to
you" Maybe she's got better things to do. Don't be afraid,to
feel my touch,don't worry babe I wont hurt you mutch! It must
be love,what else could it be? Fuck you bitch I love you Im
not crazy!IM GONNA MA K EYOUL OVEME IMG ONN
AMAKEYOU LOVEMEIMGO
NNA MAKEYO ULOVEM ENOMAT TERW HATY
OUSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOWH
EREI COME...
 
 
 

Why do all girls
think they're fat?

There's a little girl,on my mind,all the time,there's always one,
look what shes done...She makes me look at her thighs,you know
I sure hate to lie,but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautifull,man how come all girls think there fat?
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend,hey hey hey I feel stupid...
again.She said "It's all right, come over tonight,my moms not
home,
I'm all alone!" She took me back to her house,she pushed me
down
on the couch,she said "now its all right,were gonna be good friends
cause that kissin' only leads to the end."
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend.Hey hey hey I feel stupid
 
 
 

Say"ten"

She's not eatin' bacon,not eatin' sausage,and she wont eat eggs,not
eatin' chicken,not eatin' turkey,she wont have a steak.But I just
can't help feeling sorry for this poor little lettuce head,I just
can't keep cryin',because I know this broc'clis' dead...
Poor little cow,little sheep,little fish,how can I sleep? When
carrots are bleeding,plants are screaming an tomatoes cry,You say
" It's not so bad,the're only vegetables" That's what you said.
Maybe I'm a murderer but I'm hungry and the're better off dead...
SAVE A PLANT,EAT A COW,I WANT BEEF,I WANT IT
NOW!IM GONNA EAT IT
CAUSE ITS RED!IM GONNA EAT IT CAUSE ITS
DEAD!MAYBE I SHOULD EAT IT
RAW,LET THE BLOOD RUN DOWN MY JAW!ID EAT
PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL,
ID EAT PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL...

I want your girlfriend
to be my girlfriend too.

Theres a little girl I know,you might know her too,she looks so
good,she looks so
cute,standin next to you.And I dont know what to do...
I want your girlfriend to be my,I want your girlfriend to be my
girlfriend.
Shes so fuckin cute,I wish that she was mine.Shes so fuckin cute
Im gonna lose my mind.I
dont know what to do,I dont know what to do...maybe I could kill
you...I want your
girlfriend to be my girlfriend...cause shes so cute I dont know
what to do,maybe she could
love me to,I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.
 
 

go away

She was never what I wanted,I just wanted someone else.Now Im
sittin here alone,Im
sittin here all by myself and everybody loves me and they want
me to be there boyfriend
Shes the only one for me,I dont want to see her again...why cant
she just go away?
I cant get her out of my brain.Why cant she just go away?Id only
want her to stay.
Why cant she just go away?GO AWAY.
 
 
 
 

Beer

She called me late last night to say she loved me so,but it didnt
matter any more.I say she
never cared and that she never will,Id do it all again,I guess Ill
have to wait until then...
If I get drunk well, Ill pass out on the floor now baby,and she
wont bother me no more,
and if your drinkin then you know that your my friend and I
said,"I think Ill have myself
a beer." She called me late last night to say she loved me so,but I
guess she changed her
mind.Well,I should have known it wouldnt be all right,but I cant
live without her so I wont
even try...maybe next time Ill think of what to say,maybe next
time Ill remember what to
do.She looks like heaven but maybe this is hell,she said shed do it
all again shed promice
not to tell! So if I get drunk well,Ill pass out on the floor now
baby,and you wont bother
me no more(and she said) " its OK cause you know well be good
friends," and I said" I
think Ill have myself a beer."
 
 
 

Snoop Dog, baby.

I just couldn't believe it,when I turned on the radio,try to run try
to hide try to keep it
inside,they were playin that song and I thought abou her..
So much trouble in the LBC,livin without her is gonna drive me
crazy.
Dont you just want to kill me? Cause your talkin behind my back.I
love the band,there a
great bunch of guys,but lookin at her brings tears to my eyes,Im
watchin her shake,shes
gonna give a heart attack now,baby...
maybe I dont want her back you know,maybe I just cant let her
go...shes so.
So I turn the radio off I dont want no part,they try to make me a
big star,when I dont
want to be a big star.Everybodys mad they wanna kick me in the
head,was it somethin I
did was it somethin I said? I would try to tell you but I just dont
wanna lie.It really
shouldnt matter but it makes me wanna cry,I wish I didnt care,I
wish I didnt care...
BUT I DO. Im so...
Please dont tell me it will be OK because I know I'll never never
get away...and so.
 
 
 

S.R.

What ever happened to SUBURBAN RHYTHM? Why did Ed
and Scott quit? (and
wheres Jake?)Please dont go SUBURBAN RHYTHM!All the
other bands are just shit.
( or they cant take a joke)
 
 
 

Big  Star

Now that Im a big star, what am I gonna do? Im so bored
counting all my money,I sit here
and I think of you.Its so easey,it so easey to do.I dont even have
to try,I dont even want
to try,Why should I waste my precious time? I cant make you
love me...but I know you
will. Im such an asshole,how could you resist? I never meant to let
it go to my head,I
never thought it would come to this.its me...the asshole of your
dreams.
I cant make you love me...but I know you do.
Im so cool,no one wants to talk to me and Im so cool,no one
wants to look at me. Im so
fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all! IM A BIG F***IN' STAR OH
YEA YEA YEA!