Somebody hates me

   i just made an enemy of someone i don't know and they are
   upset about somethin' that i must have done. it really doesn't
   make much sense well i've got no statement in my defense i
   know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what i do.
   somebody hates me and i hate somebody too. did you misunderstand
   something that i did or was there one of my jokes that you
   didn't get or do you think you've got the way i think all
   figured out. what did i say, to make you feel i'm not cool
   now? i know, no matter what no matter who no matter what i
   do, somebody hates me, and i hate somebody too. i know its
   wrong, but i do it to and i guess i should say, don't let it
   get to you. i know, no matter what no matter who no matter
   what i do somebody hates me and i hate somebody too somebody
   like you.
 
 

   brand new song
 

   i've got a brand new girlfriend
   she is so lovely lovely
   i've got a new ex-girlfriend
   she is so fat and ugly
   oh not you again it gets worse
   everytime and one plus two again
   won't work i can't divide it
   well i let it go, i don't care
   i love you when you're not there
   brand new song just for you
   i'm not sorry about the things i do
   i've got a brand new song
   it is so happy happy
   i've got a brand new attitude
   it is so hateful hateful
   not you again it gets worse
   everytime
   one plus two again won't work
   i can't divide it well i let it go i don't care
   i love you when you're not there
   brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
   (but that's not true) you keep tellin' me that it's
   so easy to forget it you keep tellin' me but i know i'll
   always regret it, well i let it go,
   you're not there i love you and you
   don't care
   a brand new song i've done my best
   i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess
 
 

   she's famous now
 

   i've got the measles and she got the mumps i'm sick of waiting
   by the door in case she comes home you won't believe it but
   don't you want to know i let her go but i can't let her go i
   don't wanna hear it i'm singin' too high tonight i just can't
   stand the noise i heard her on the radio don't want to sing
   along, but i've got no choice. she used to be my girl but now
   she's famous she used to be my girl but now she is famous she
    was just so sweet and now there fallin' at her feet. she used
    to be my girl but now she's- i eat the muscle and she eats
    the leaves high cholest erol and heart disease yea, you'll
    never touch the way that i feel just for the record she got
    the deal i don't wanna hear it. i'm saying goodbye tonight i
    just can't stand the noise she's signin' autographs don't
    wanna say i know her but i've got no choice. she used to be
    my girl but now she's famous she used to be my girl, but now
    she's famous. she was just so sweet and now they're fallin'
    at her feet she used to be my girl but now she's- well she's
    like me just not as ugly. she used to be my girl but now she's
    famous she was so sweet she was just so sweet she was just
    so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet she used to be
    my girl but now she's
 

 
   you don't know
 

   well first of all i'd like to say fuck off
   if you don't get it why don't you
   go shove your head back up your ass
   and don't waste my time
   i don't need your opinion
   cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
   so keep your mouth shut
   this may come as kind of a surprise
   i don't like you and i don't care
   what you think about what i do
   and most of all, i don't need your opinion
   cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
   so keep your mouth shut
   well finally that's the way it is
   i like somethin' you don
   't and your tellin'
   me it's shit. it's a waste of time
   we can't change our opinions
   i don't know what it's like to be you
   i don't know what, so i'll keep my mouth shut
 
 

   the set up (you need this)
 

   i guess it's not fair
   for me to not care
   but i don't, and that's why
   you think i'm a great guy
   but i want you and you want me too
   and you need this, wanna give it to you
   and i thought this time i'd say something new
   i'll call you, i swear
   so, next time be there
   can't keep up, not more
   should quit but, what for?
   cause i want you and you want me too
   and you need this, wanna give it to you
   and i thought this time i'd feel something new
   it's not cruel, i do like you
   and i want you to feel that i do
   well i want you and you want me too
   and you need this wanna give it to you
   and i thought this time i'd be someone true
   yeah i want you and you want me too
   and you need this, wanna give it to you
   and i thought this time i'd say something new
 
 

   thank you for not moshing
 

   when i'm in the pit, i'm gonna punch and kick
   when i'm in the pit, don't you know i'm gonna fuck up shit.

   got my wife beater on, steel toe doc martins on my feet yea
   i run around in a little circle, i'm wonderin' who to beat
   and you know it's really cool, cause i played football in high
   school, gonna push some little girls tonight look out fag
   there's gonna be a fight

   when i'm in the pit...

   and you wanna be just like me, i wish i could be myself and
   you wanna be just like me, i can't think of no one else. and
   you know it's really great to punch somebody right in the face
   gonna push some little girls tonight look out fag there's
   gonna be a fight

   when i'm in the pit...
 
 

   i'm cool
 

   you know i'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend, and
   every little girl here wants to hold my hand but i sold all
   of my songs i'm probably gonna get sued but that's all right
   as long as i get...yea and maybe you'll come and see us when
   we get real big, maybe you'll see us if we ever get another
   gig cuz there's so many fish in the sea and they all look like
   me i'm just a little tiny fish that's all i'll ever be.
 
 

   i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too
 

   there's a little girl i know you might know her too, she looks
   so good she looks so cute standin' next to you and i don't
   know what to do i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too.
   she's so fuckin' cute, i wish that she was mine, she's so fuckin
   cute, i'm gonna lose my mind i don't know what to do maybe i
   could kill you i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
   ...too.
 
 

   everything is cool
 

   i'm so glad you're gone, you just led me on
   where did it go wrong, too bad for too long
   i live without you now
   i'll get along some how
   i don't care anyway, i just wanted to say
   everything is cool
   how are things with you
   everything is cool
   i wish you were dead
   you say we'll be friends, that just means no sex,
   i don't care what you say
   i'm tired of fuckin' you anyway
   i guess it is my fault
   but do you blame you at all
   i'll have to let you go
   i just want you to know that
   everything is cool
   how are things with you, everything is cool,
   i wish you were dead!
 
 

   scott's a dork
 

   we like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
   i love her and she loves everyone
   she said she likes my band but i don't even like my band
   i love her and she loves everyone
   i saw her kiss him last night, i'm sick now
   (but it's just a little cold)
   scott's a dork
   when i say "i give up" it just means
   i am going to try again she loves me
   and i love everyone
   i was kissin' her
   but she was wishin' it was him
   she loves me and i love everyone
   they told her, about you and me
   she's mad now (but she'll get over it)
   scott's a dork
   you'd think that after all this time she'd change but,
   she didn't
 
 

   big star
 

   now that i'm a big star what am i gonna do i'm so bored
   countin' all my money. i sit here and i think of you and it's
   so easy to do i don't even have to try why should i waste my
   precious time cuz i can't make you love me, but i know you will.
   i'm such an asshole, how could you resist. i never meant to
   let it go to my head i never thought it would come to this it's
   me. the asshole of you're dreams and i don't even have to try,
   don't even wanna try why should i waste my precious time if
   i can't make you love me, but i know you do... i'm so cool,
   no one wants to talk to me and i'm so cool no one wants to
   look at me and i'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all. i'm
   a big big fuckin' star.
 
 

   the kids don't like it
 

   got some words, i don't know gonna sing'em
   here i go wanna try not to be lame
   wanna make you feel the same i just wanna be someone
   don't you know we tried to do something new
   it may sound real good,
   but i don't think we're getting through because
   the kids don't like it
   had a hit, famous?, no
   easy come, easy go, should be
   happy with what i got,
   should be happy but i'm not
   i just wanna be someone
   don't you know we tried to do
   something it may sound real
   good, but i don't think were
   getting through
   because the kids don't like it
   i thought there'd come a day
   when i'd run out of things to say
   but now i know it's true no one
   listens anyway and all we wanted
   was to do somethin' new
   it doesn't sound so good and
   i don't think were
   getting through because the
   kids don't like it no they don't
   like it at all, anymore
 
 

   down in flames
 

   you don't know me but here i am in your living room
   you don't own me but you paid and that means alot to you
   you never listen but i know that's what you think that
   you do and everybody wants a change but this time it'll be
   the same watch us go down in flames its all right it's ok,
   it was gonna happen anyway, we had our chance, made our point
   but your not gonna take that... radio, commercials, t.v. shows,
   front page, ads, photos, and interviews they'll make sure it's
   the latest fad. pay attention, cuz you know you'll have to pay
   either way and they tell you that its the new thing. but we know
   that it hasn't changed. watch us go down in flames it's all
   right, it's ok it was gonna happen anyway, we had our chance,
   made our point but your not going take that... when this blows
   over and the main stream coughs up another shell will you let
   us back in your underground well i guess that's a no and it's
   just as well cuz you never supported us, all you wanted was to
   see us fail and they tell me that it's the new thing so i better
   get out of the way watch us go down in flames it's all right
   it's ok it was going to happen anyway we had our chance, made
   our point and your not gonna take that it's all right it's ok,
   it was gonna happen anyway we had our chance made our point
   you're not gonna take that away
   you're not gonna take that away
   you're not gonna take that away
   you're not gonna take that away
 
 

   we care
 

   thanx for the money thanx for dancin' and singin' along and
   everything you do we just want you to know we care (we care)
   thanx for calling us sell outs and not takin' a joke and talkin'
   shit and covering us with spit we're so glad to know you care
   (we care) and we're sorry that so many people got to enjoy our
   music, by hearin' us on the radio we love you we love you
   because you really understand we love you we love you alot how
   could we not we'll say it again we love you we love you because
   you really understand we love you we we love you alot we always
   thought you liked our band i'm not talkin' about everybody i'm
   sorry to waste a song and your time like this were so lucky to
   have you there (we care) cuz we know that some of you get it and
   you're not ashamed to admit it that you're still with us after
   all we love you we love you because you really understand we
   love you we love you a lot how could we not well say it again
   we love you we love you because you really understand we love
   you we love you alot we always thought you liked our band we
   love you